I'm Cozy AF

Well I can officially say summer is OVER (I swear to god if it goes above 20 degrees Im throwing all my fucking bomber jackets out), that means its time to take out you're strictly fall wear and save those crop tops for the club where seasons don't exist.

If fall were a person, she would be that tight ass bitch bossing everyone around. "Don't wear white past September first", "If there is no pumpkin spice in that water you are drinking gtfo", and if you don't quote how autumn is like a second spring and the leaves are the flowers....fuck off. But every year this bitch lets herself go at the end off the month for Halloween and that is why we put up with her shit for the whole month. Even though fall can be a controlling bitch she still has your best interests. For instance, I don't need to use setting spray anymore for my makeup anymore because its gets dark real quick. Or, I save a lot of money on frizz control because she showed humidity the door.

But in all seriousness fall motivates me to live an aesthetically pleasing life. I own at least 10 fall jackets, you know for every degree before we get into the negatives... there are 3 fuzzy blankets on my bed because it makes me feel warm looking at them, and so many fucking candles I could put Voluspa out of business. This cozy sweater whether vibe is what keeps me from thinking that I am literally going to freeze my tits off for the next 4 months.

So appreciate the fact that its warm enough that you can still wear ripped jeans without making the elderly curse our generation, and say thank you to fall, luv you bitch.